December 2011
HAHAHA
mom: come down for dinner
me: ok
five minutes later
mom: I SAID COME DOWN FOR DINNER NOBODY EVER FUCKING LISTENS TO ME IN THIS HOUSE YOU GUYS DONT APPRECIATE ANYTHING
me: ok *goes to the kitchen* wheres the food
mom: oh its not done yet
Me: my teenage years are gonna be a blast!
Life: whoops sorry
High school: haha yeah right
Highschool parties: lol nope you're not invited
Friends: we don't need you anymore lol
Food: I'll be your best friend
Tumblr: lol I'm here for you
Me: okay